Archive for the ‘ who’d-a-thunk ’ Category
Pie Alex the Elder just resurfaced this on Facebook, which is an old favorite of mine. How it escaped my WhAT? is beyond me. In terms of importance or absurdity, it’s right up there under the fleshlight. Guffaw. To vajazzle. Vajazzled. For those caught unawares, vajazzlin’ yo’self means you have shit bedazzled onto your mons pubis. [ READ MORE ]
For lovers of film noir or Alfred Hitchcock; people who install blinds; fidgeting sufferers of ADD; those who frequently require a cool breeze; or boob-flashin’, bead-snatchin’ New Orleaners! Always look on the bright side of life: this shirt would cost ¥7400 or roughly $80 to mail to the US. http://www.loopto.com/notofusai/%5BVenetian+Blinds%5D+T-shirt/ And for everyone else, there’s [ READ MORE ]
What? 14: I am tired of gin. Seriously, who’d've thought it’d be so? The rest of this is sullen and pouty. Ulysses makes me feel funny, except I’m only on page 47 and am the slightest bit lost when it comes to grasping any central concept yet… Other than LET’S SHIT ON IRELAND and KEEP THE [ READ MORE ]
It’s been a while, but I counted that Handerpants post as the 12th wh-a-t?. Disclaimer: It’s weird remembering that brief period when I actually had a family but to use a favorite phrase of my late grandmother, “You make yourself sound like a paper asshole.” The ‘you’ referring to me, the main self and primary unit. [ READ MORE ]
ON WHAT THE JAPANESE LIKE TO CALL “CHINDOGU”: “Night-blogging” away in my new handerpants. I’m sure Corey Haim would have understood if I’m a little light-hearted this evening. RIP nonetheless… The vampires finally got you. Canada mourns you, and in your absence, California will be plagued by over-sexed, chopper-ridin’ bloodsuckers, from now until forevuh. These would technically qualify as [ READ MORE ]
This first little charmer was picked up in Walmart’s optical department. I don’t know what it is about this little boy, but his agony gave me a good 10-second chuckle. MAYBE it’s because he looks like little Ronny Howard and I expect Don Knotts to stick his head in and be like “b-b-b-b-golly!!!” #2 honors [ READ MORE ]
In honor of the tenth in my series of inane shit, let us, perhaps, examine what truly makes this a great country . . . A country of phallic symbols and “bun” jokes! Most pimpin’-est bed I’ve ever seen. I would’ve worn this to high school. This is plain stupid. There’s something exceptionally filthy about [ READ MORE ]
Because we need bottled water that costs $2500. Already-exclusive water bottler, Bling H2O, teamed up with couturier Kathrine Baumann to create bottled water fit for the wealthy population of Dubai. Bling H20′s “Dubai” water is covered in 10,000 hand-applied Swarovski crystals, arrives hand-delivered in a glass case and handled by in white gloves. “I conceived The Dubai [ READ MORE ]
I feel sort of lax about my who’d-a-thunk? duties, so check it out. Watch as I transform this ordinary pair of glasses into… something that makes you look like a borg! The glasses which Trendspark featured on fashionindie.com a while back generally range anywhere from $40 to $1500. In short, far more than I would ever spend on (almost) anything, [ READ MORE ]
I told myself I'd keep posts down to one-per-day. I also told myself I'd stop talking about Bob Nanna. I AM FAIL [. . .] There haven't been any 'who'd-a-thunk?'s lately, despite the fact that I have an entire folder of links, overflowing, at my fingertips. Thus, I bring you glorious news that I've been sitting on for many months: Designer Wristcutting! Click the link and KEEP ON [ READ MORE ]
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