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Tragedy, for all its costliness, can be an enlightening experience. Some people immediately act heroically with little thought, some are better late than never, and some stay in the comfort of their homes and watch TV. You can find the whole spectrum of human character, yes? On a much narrower view– because that’s where I like to dwell– [ READ MORE ]
Experienced my first Power Hour ever tonight with Strongbow. That is to say, what I was drinking was stronger than what everyone else was drinking. I do this thing where I drink an enormous quantity for a young woman and then pretend I’m incredibly sober. Somehow it’s quite comical, but I’m inclined to think that that’s alcoholism; [ READ MORE ]
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I WANNA BE A PIG, I WANNA FUCK A CAR. I wanna be a stupid and shallow motherfucker nowww I wanna be a tough-skinned bitch but I don’t know howww Fuh, I wish I had access to a scanner in this country. I can’t wait to go to Primark tomorrow. I have been spending SO [ READ MORE ]
On the ride back from the train station, I looked over the wheel to sneak a glance at who was waiting for the bus across from Sam’s Club in East Brunwick, in the rain. Two Hispanic boys were throwing rocks at birds. A girl in a pink coat grabbed her mother and held her “imaginary gun fingers” up [ READ MORE ]
deep down I have figured out a split-second half of it. Wide as the ring of a bell, gone all star white, small as a wish in a well. Unconventional lessons for another time[ READ MORE ]
I always fulfill obligations or I skip town[ READ MORE ]
I’m gonna carry you in. One ought to be disturbed by and ashamed of a weakness for confessing to a seemingly impartial and faceless audience when cannot confess to one’s own friends. I’m mediocre at toughing things out. I’d “keep on keepin’ on” and do it quietly, but I’m almost on the very last historic episode of MASH, [ READ MORE ]
Regina Spektor’s playing at Ramapo. Figures. Also btw: for people too cheap/lonely to order out for Thai food. (Because there’s something lonely about ordering a small amount of food, like the people cooking it know that it is, in fact, only for one person who plans on eating it in their own company.) Point: I [ READ MORE ]
Do not underestimate the power of latex bond glue, particularly when it’s stuck to the roots of your hair. I just spent an entire bottle of conditioner and the entire Season 9 of MASH picking and pulling the extension wefts out of my head. Lesson learned: NEVER AGAIN. Starting to think about packing for London [ READ MORE ]
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